Today’s post will be about the shallowness of Bumble (which is basically the entire essence of Bumble). Specifically the photos and the questions that follows.  Most of these rules were given to me by friends, things I would never have thought of, but apparently it’s common knowledge. The Negatives Head Shots- I was told if there were no full length body photos it meant the person … Continue reading Judging a Book by its Cover

Warning: This is not as funny as the others, but don’t worry, humor will be back! So, it’s been over a week since I joined the “Bumble” and I have not been on one date, I had one guy weirdly show up and I am going on a date tonight (let’s hope I don’t die so y’all can read this), I will be writing all … Continue reading 4 Step Guide

I will be typing as I set up my first profile on bumble, grammar and syntax may be difficult to understand. Bumble: The advertised article is for “Pure, the hookup app,” this is going to go SO well…I download off the cloud because I have been there, done that. It’s coffeeshop wifi, takes a minute. Aw, hell no am I continuing with Facebook, use another … Continue reading The Set-Up

Today is the honest portion of the blog, this will be dripping with so much sarcasm that Winnie the Pooh will be jealous. Also, pretty sure grammatically that sentence was a mess, oh well, #WhyImSingle Stage 5: Acceptance I know my faults, to the point that, because I know them, I think they are excusable. Clearly this is not the case. Also, side-note, we were … Continue reading #WhyImSingle

I heard on a TV show once, I think Grey’s Anatomy, “Never marry the one you think you can live with, marry the one you can’t live without.” Apparently, Dr. James Dobson said this first, at least I feel better about letting a line from a TV melodrama run my dating life… So before I share all about the stresses and fun of setting up … Continue reading Jaded or Realist?

At approximately 7:45pm on November 28, 2017 my mother said to me “why don’t you try one of those dating sites.”  It finally happened, my mother realized I could not get a boyfriend on my own, and had succumb to me being possibly kidnapped and murdered through an online website in order for her to ever see me get married. I had attempted on online … Continue reading It’s Come to This