I will be typing as I set up my first profile on bumble, grammar and syntax may be difficult to understand. Bumble: The advertised article is for “Pure, the hookup app,” this is going to go SO well…I download off the cloud because I have been there, done that. It’s coffeeshop wifi, takes a minute. Aw, hell no am I continuing with Facebook, use another … Continue reading The Set-Up

Today is the honest portion of the blog, this will be dripping with so much sarcasm that Winnie the Pooh will be jealous. Also, pretty sure grammatically that sentence was a mess, oh well, #WhyImSingle Stage 5: Acceptance I know my faults, to the point that, because I know them, I think they are excusable. Clearly this is not the case. Also, side-note, we were … Continue reading #WhyImSingle

I heard on a TV show once, I think Grey’s Anatomy, “Never marry the one you think you can live with, marry the one you can’t live without.” Apparently, Dr. James Dobson said this first, at least I feel better about letting a line from a TV melodrama run my dating life… So before I share all about the stresses and fun of setting up … Continue reading Jaded or Realist?

At approximately 7:45pm on November 28, 2017 my mother said to me “why don’t you try one of those dating sites.”  It finally happened, my mother realized I could not get a boyfriend on my own, and had succumb to me being possibly kidnapped and murdered through an online website in order for her to ever see me get married. I had attempted on online … Continue reading It’s Come to This